Busker Devil's song lyrics By Jon Cooksey Song #1 Morgan walks down the street, looking pissed off. Then he hears someone SINGING a fast, cheerful folk song. He turns to see a BUSKER singing and playing a guitar for coins. THE DEVIL Oh I got me a little bit o' trouble So I got me a solution on the double Took a little drink but it weren't no liquor My little flask got somethin' even quicker Why go on feeling all sad insiiiide... When you can take a little sip of cyanide? Song #2 The Devil launches into a new folkish song, this one a bit mournful. Under this, Morgan gives him a sour look and exits. THE DEVIL This is the tale of poor old Bill His dog was dead and his wife was ill His hand got bit off by an Arctic cod That's when he knew there was no God Life is bad And it just gets worse You're all alone in the universe... Song #3 The Busker-Devil sits on the steps of the lower-class house, singing a romantic-sounding folk song. THE DEVIL Edwin Yancy is a gentle man He'll reach out and take your hand Then before you can even blink he Will slit your throat and cut off your pinkie... BACK TO LYRICS