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Given the huge success of my reading list feature (at least down in Hell where, let's face it, I set the trends), I've decided to reach out to the 99% of you who don't read books and dip my hoof in the delightfully polluted waters of pop culture. And I think this is frankly overdue, because -- while there's no shortage of movie reviewers, real and fictional, writing reviews in the media -- nobody is examing modern cinema from a satanic perspective. Does a film help or hinder the inevitable decline of civilization into a primordial ooze of depravity? Does it present evil in a fair and balanced way? Does it encourage the viewer to rape, kill or otherwise commit violent mayhem after viewing? And would we have been better off just renting "Tootsie" again? These are questions I hope to answer as I cast my evil eye on the cineplex...
Rating System
 = May cause mildly naughty behavior and impure thoughts
= Christ weeps, knowing he died for nothing
= Will hurry the Apocalypse and the damnation of all humankind
REVIEWS!
An Inconvenient Truth
Batman Begins vs. Fantastic Four
The Da Vinci Code
The Exorcist movies (5 reviews in 1!)
Fall 2005 TV Pilots (in verse)
Hotel Rwanda
The Island
King Kong
Lindsay Lohan: The Innocent's A Broad
Mission Impossible 3
Mr. and Mrs. Smith vs. Wedding Crashers
Munich
Shyamalan 6-Pack -- NEW!
Superman Returns -- NEW!
War of the Worlds
Waterworld vs. The Day After Tomorrow
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory vs. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
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